Unless…

This morning I got Lydia out of her crib and was getting her dressed.

Alethea walked into the room, held out her index finger to Lydia, and said…

“Hey We-ya, I have a booger. You want it?”

We’re always telling Alethea to share with her sister, so it must be mystifying to have me tell her, “That’s very thoughtful, but we don’t share our boogers, Honey.”

Stop confusing me, Mom!