Sweet Talkin’ Ken: just tell him what you want him to say and he’ll repeat it in his own voice.
His shirt says it all, he’s the Ultimate Boyfriend, Le Petit Ami Ideal, Der Perfeckte Freund… pick a language, any language, he speaks them all!
On clearance now at Target for only $9.98. (Price and availability may vary).
It’s too late for me, but you should get yours before he’s gone.
I don’t know…….. A boyfriend who only says what you tell him to? Maybe the ultimate bore.
You didn’t pick it up? On clearance? How could you ignore such a clear signal from providence?
When did Ken start to look like a hipster instead of a yuppie?