Are You A Parent?

You might be a parent if you find yourself saying any of the following during the course of your morning:

“Don’t drink the bathwater!  You’re sitting in it, so now there’s butt paste in there too, so it’s icky!”

“The bookcase is not a ladder! Climbing it isn’t a good idea, no matter what you’re trying to get.”

“Please stop licking your shoe!”

Turns out I’m REALLY a parent, because I said all three of those today, and it’s not even 2pm yet…

I wonder what will come out of my mouth in the ‘Things I Never Thought I’d Say’ category this afternoon.

One thought on “Are You A Parent?

  1. I think of these as falling within the “things you never thought you would have to tell your children” category!

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