You might be a parent if you find yourself saying any of the following during the course of your morning:
“Don’t drink the bathwater! You’re sitting in it, so now there’s butt paste in there too, so it’s icky!”
“The bookcase is not a ladder! Climbing it isn’t a good idea, no matter what you’re trying to get.”
“Please stop licking your shoe!”
Turns out I’m REALLY a parent, because I said all three of those today, and it’s not even 2pm yet…
I wonder what will come out of my mouth in the ‘Things I Never Thought I’d Say’ category this afternoon.