Okay, so I know my last police reports post wasn’t that long ago, but I just couldn’t resist sharing these recent happenings:
First of all, there were several DUIs, which unfortunately is completely normal, but I noticed that one of the offenders had a BAC of .30! How is it even possible that man could manage to climb into a car, let alone attempt to drive it. Yikes!
The winner of the oddest item taken from a car goes to the report stating “a pair of fake diamond hoop earrings and a black stun gun were reported stolen from a vehicle.” I am left wondering if those items belonged to the same person or not. It intrigues me either way!
But the report that tops them all is:
“A robbery was reported at 2:13am on September 16th. Two men, displaying knives approached a man delivering pizza. The two men demanded and took…”
His money right?…… No…..
“The two men demanded and took the pizzas before leaving.”
Rest assured though you pizza loving public:
“Police later located and arrested the robbery suspects.”
Those must have been some hungry men.
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On an unrelated note:
GO TWINS! Beat those Yankees!
Perhaps the earrings and stun gun belong to a PI who was doing undercover work at a dressy event or someone who likes to party in dangerous neighborhoods.
Some people can really hold their alcohol.
And some people can’t.
Speaking as someone who frequently has to wrestle with 300 pounds withdrawing patients…
I’m guessing it wasn’t hard for the Police to spot him and know something needed checking.
I’m glad there are all sorts of people in the world who like doing all sorts of jobs. There are so many that I just wouldn’t be any good at!
Sounds like a suicide attempt. To get to .30, a 180 lb male would have to consume 14-15 shots of 80-proof liquor in an hour or less. That’s basically like chugging a bottle and a half of whiskey. I hope they get help.