Blogging Irony

One of the supreme ironies of keeping a blog is that when life is crazy, you have tons of material and no time to write, but then when life slows down, you realize that you’ve forgotten everything you meant to post about.

This week was one of the crazy ones.  Potty training, getting ready for piano teaching this fall and trying to get plans for my 30th birthday party in motion took up a lot of time and energy.  I really really really do mean to blog about these things and others, but am searching for some quiet moments to do them justice.

Fortunately when words fail, a good picture can make a poor blogging week just a bit better.  So here’s one for you.  Alethea, fast asleep in a pile of shoe boxes, wearing one pink boot, one purple boot and a diaper.  Gotta love it.

If it weren’t 11:20 at night, I’d think of a funny caption, but I’m all out of blogging energy now, so feel free to leave your own in the comments section of this post!

A Battle Won

Here was our morning:

9:30 – Breakfast is over, Alethea’s diaper comes off

9:35 – I give her a cup of watered down apple juice, which she drinks as she alternates between playing in the living room and sitting on the potty chair

10:30 – Alethea asks for a pull-up and I know we’re getting close as I tell her, “No diapers this morning!”

10:45 – Alethea gets cranky and aggressive and I know we’re getting really close

10:50 – After peeing just a teeny tiny bit, Alethea gets to watch an episode of Clifford, but I refuse her request for a pull-up

11:10 – Alethea starts shouting, “Potty, potty!” and finally manages to really go

11:12 – Alethea enjoys the rewards of her efforts: fruit-snacks and more Clifford!

The war is by no means over, but this was a big battle.  And I won!!!

Extreme Potty Training

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about when the best moment would be to potty train Alethea.  She recently started showing interest in it again and since that happens to coincide with these few weeks when my piano teaching load is at a minimum, we’re going for it!

Today was day one.  We’ve discovered that Alethea has a bladder of steel.  After breakfast (during which she drank half a sippy cup of milk), I offered her an entire cup of watered down apple juice, which she promptly guzzled.

Then we went to the bathroom were we talked about the garden, looked at flower pictures, played with the toilet paper holder and discussed the fact that if she went potty she would get to eat fruit snacks, use toilet paper, flush the toilet and watch Clifford the Big Red Dog. (Talk about incentives!)

Fast forward an hour!!!! later and that girl still had not gone even one little bit and was showing no signs of desperation.  We heard a knock at the door and put her pull-up on to go answer it.  (I’m sure you can all guess where this is going…)  Within a minute of going to the door, Alethea had wet her pull-up and in the course of the next ten, it was filled to the bursting point.

So, we are officially giving up on the concept that if we just get her to the potty when she needs to go that she’ll will, in fact, go.

New plan (Extreme Potty Training here we come)!

The living room rug is up.  Tomorrow we are going diaperless in the house.  She’s either going in the potty or on the floor.

She will choose the potty… right?!!??!

Age is Just a Number

Or is it?

Tonight at dinner Peter asked Alethea how old she was.

Her response?

“Big!”

I’m turning 30 years old in just over a month.

Am a little tempted to throw numbers out the window myself and come up with a new answer to the “How Old” question.

Maybe…

“Fabulous!”

Or

“Never been better!”

However, as funny as it was, I don’t think I will be borrowing Alethea’s “Big!”  At my age, that’s just adding insult to injury, don’t you think?

Lydia’s Seven Month Update

Lydia turned seven months old on the fifth of this month.  Happy birthday, my Sweet Girl!

The thing that stands out to me the most about the past month is how much Lydia seems to be learning every day.  We’ve discovered that Lydia is a lot happier if you don’t give her toys that she’s recently played with.  She quickly grows bored with them and wants something new to manipulate and explore.  Perhaps it is too early to tell, but I think she’s going to be very analytical (a scientist maybe?)

Lydia analyzes people too, especially Alethea.  She’s a little copy cat!  It’s almost scary just how much Lydia sounds like Alethea in the way she laughs and the silly little noises she makes.  Sometimes when my back is turned I can’t tell who is making a particular sound.  Undoubtedly there will be days to come when Alethea will be annoyed to have a shadow, but there can be no denying that Lydia’s motives are pure.  She thinks the sun rises and falls on Alethea’s command and wants so badly to be noticed by her.  It’s gotten to the point that I’m having a hard time teaching Alethea to play gently with her sister because even when she smacks Lydia with a toy, she’ll receive an adoring smile that says, “Wow, my sister is paying attention to me!  So cool!”

Although she is not the least bit assertive with Alethea, she is becoming increasingly more so with everyone else.  Currently she is very interested in feeding herself finger foods, will not ever drink out of a bottle under any circumstances, hates to be put down for a nap if she hasn’t been recently fed and is positively insulted if you offer her a nuk when she’s crying.

She sits up for longer and longer periods each day and no, she isn’t crawling yet, but she’s gotten to be quite a pro at rolling, pivoting and stretching, so that she can generally reach anything in a two food radius around her when she’s on her tummy.

She still doesn’t have much hair and even though she acts like a little beaver, chewing on everything in sight, there is no sign yet of any teeth poking through.  Despite the fact that she is almost certainly teething, she takes two solid naps a day and sleeps reasonably well at night.  Hurray!

The highlight of Lydia’s social calendar this past month was that she got to meet all three of her living great grandparents.  Naturally, they thought she was as delightful as the rest of us do!

Keep growing and learning, Lydia Grace!  We just can’t get enough of you, our happy, assertive, analytical little girl!

Which Post to Write…?

I’ve got about half a dozen posts in my head right now and I just can’t decide which one to write.

Decor post?  Handy laundry tip post?  More landscaping photos?  Birthday party planning post?

I know I ought to write Lydia’s 7 month update, because she’s actually almost 7.5 months old, but since I haven’t taken the pictures yet, that post is going to wait another day.

Maybe I’ll just ramble and throw in gratuitous cute kid pictures and hope no one notices my lack of blogging focus.

Here’s a life lesson for you: if you are trying to think of funny words to say to get your kid to smile for the camera, avoid the word ‘booger’ or you might just get a shot like this!

Here’s another life lesson: When going into a ‘pick-your-own’ field with a raspberry-aholic two year old, carry the basket yourself, or it may be empty every time you go to toss another berry in it!

Happy Monday everyone!

And We’re Done!

Today we finished up the bean project!  Just as a reminder, here’s where we’ve been…

August 2009 –
No picture available, because I was just trying to survive Alethea’s early months of life.  The bean was covered in knee-high weeds and had seven oak trees in it.

April 2010 –
Weeds pulled and two trees removed

August 2010 –
Lots of mulch and a few plants later

August 4th 2011 –
More plants were added in the spring and the path was marked out

Add some boulders, lay a flagstone path…

And finally the moment I’ve been waiting two years for…

The Bean – August 10th 2011

I’m tired, my feet hurt and it was dirty, dirty work, but it was so worth it!

The Bean has officially gone from the eyesore of our yard to the highlight!

Turn Your Back for Two Seconds

Today during the hustle and bustle of lunch preparation Alethea snuck upstairs and in a matter of a few minutes managed to get her stool out of the bathroom, drag it over to the changing table in Lydia’s room, line up Baby Doll, Dee and Foggy (her new cat) on the changing pad and put a fresh diaper underneath each of her friends.

Fortunately, Peter went to check on her before she got butt paste applied to them all…

Unfortunately, Peter didn’t go to check on her before she got butt paste liberally applied to baby doll…

He then proceeded to have a long conversation with Alethea about how butt paste is only for Alethea and Lydia and not for anyone else, doll, animal or otherwise – a good life lesson, wouldn’t you say?

Progress Report

Flagstone path laid down in bean – check!

Mulch removed from in front of porch – check!

Gorgeous new lighting installed to replace these el-cheepo we hated them so much solar lights – check!

die ugly light, die!

Giant boulder moved into bean (nearly crushing Peter’s wrist in the process) – check!

Sore back, headache and tons of dirty laundry – check, check and CHECK!

Still to come:

An even more gigantical boulder to be moved (why did we think it was a good idea to let Alethea pick a rock at the landscaping store?)

Finish putting down river rock where mulch used to be.

Fill in cracks of flagstone path and tidy up bean.

More laundry.

And of course…

PICTURES!

…stay tuned…

Guess what We’re Doing this Weekend

I’ll give you a hint…

Alethea was super excited when we arrived home this afternoon to discover that the people from the “rock store” had been by and left something in our yard.

So, you’ve probably guessed it, but just in case, here’s another hint…

If anyone decides to spontaneously stop by this weekend, you may find yourself becoming a conscripted rock mover.  (However there might also be homemade blueberry ice cream in it for you too!)

So admit it, you want to come over now.  You know you do!